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About Me Member Wannabe Poet Jeremor19/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Son of a bitch...

Mon Mar 10, 2008, 1:43 PM
Well, got an email today from poetry.com saying how great my poetry was and how I'm such a great person, etc etc.

Having grown up in the internet age, my cynicism immediately kicked in and set off a warning alarm in my head. I would post the email, but you can get the gist of what it said pretty easy. Why, you say I'm accepted into your semi-finalist round?! Why, I can get published in the book for a modest fee of 50 dollars?! Would I like to buy this wonderful book full of my poetry!? Of course!

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Yeah. Like every damn thing nowadays, it's a fucking scam. It's a hell of a world we live in where somebody hands you a dollar and you ask yourself "What's he after? What's wrong with it?"

It's a horrible life for an optimist. You put faith in the good and get a your wallet cleared out in return. To be honest, if those publishers clearinghouse people came to my door one morning with a big check for whatever ridiculous sum of money, I'd be hesitant to accept it.

There's no such thing as good luck anymore, just a scam waiting for somebody to bite.
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Still plenty of bad luck to go around, though.

  • Mood: Annoyed
  • Reading: The Great Hunt - Robert Jordan

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:iconbellydancenhorsefrek:
Hey, I hope you don't mind the watch, I was curious about you after your comment on Via, and well, I looked at your work, and I really like it. So hopefully I can get to know you a little better.:D

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"Angels banished from the heavens are forced to become devils" (Vicious)
:iconjeremor:
I really wish they'd send a message alert thing when somebody comments on the page...

Thanks for the watch, and if you ever need some help or critique or anything just let me know.

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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
- Edgar Allan Poe
:iconbellydancenhorsefrek:
Thank you for the friends! And I might need some help with critique, but thanx for everything. Oh by the way, I retyped Via, if you want to take a look at it for me.

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"Angels banished from the heavens are forced to become devils" (Vicious)
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:iconjeremor:
Wow, thanks. I honestly didn't see this comment until just now. I think I just might enter into the poetry contest

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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
- Edgar Allan Poe
:iconmatchstickart:
Thankyou for the friend add, I shall check out your work!

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